RAYMOND (he/him)
oh 
uhm. ehehe ….. my name is rsymond….. i am a boy
…. i say tyat because people mistake me for a female cause, cauee of the way i wear my hair. thats fine thougy 
im not insedure like Kobayashi 
iiiiii like to do fun things and, and im good at a lot of them. my specialty is computers! 
coding and gaming javascript and c++ and yaddayaddayadda. uhm . i love compiters. 
my girlfriend is inside one, you know…. …….other than computers i like todo art and play outsidde with my friends and Michigan…… i live with michigan yknow.
great guy . even better roommate. on papwr we live withpiotr too but hes never around cause that guys always with his sugarvbaby at tbe hospital…. thank god 
…i dont thinkmim making the most of this opportunity to divulge my brand…..!!!!!!!!!! uh . uh. my name is raymond im the best at computers and ive played every game 
ever probably!!!! i think i could beat most people in fights too!!!!!! my fave pony is rainbow dash sub to my twitch channel……!! 
MICHIGAN (he/him)
what? no- i- euh…i… i’m… i like anime and manga and whatever… i uh, i like my waifus… rei and kobeni and power- they’re my favorites. i think that’s… that’s pretty much everything… i’m just an r-tarded NEET and i don’t do much with my life other than watch anime… i don’t really have any hobbies, i don’t have any skills or aspirations… d-don’t look at me like i’m a weirdo, we’re in a hell for people who commited suicide!!! it’s expected that no one here has skills or aspirations!!!! i don’t get why everyone here treats me like i’m the biggest loser!!!!
SONECHKA(she/her)
Yessir! I Am Sonechka, The Curator Of The Local Museum~ Back In Life The Only Thing That Made Me Happy Were Bugs & I Am Oh So Joyous They Too Are Present Here In Hell!!! My Whole Day To Day Here Revolves Around Them & Keeping Them Safe & Happy In My Museum. Ah… When You Heard Museum Were You Picturing Paintings & Statues & Historical Artifacts? Mine Is More Of A Zoo Really. Bug Zoo. I Don’t Know What I Would Have Done Had I Arrived Here Only To Discover Eternity Would Have To Be Spent In The Company Of Beautiful Landscapes & Humans Alone. Very Grateful For These Small Beings, They. I Am Also Quite Very Fond Of The Smoothies Loffel’s Been Selling At The Mart Across The Street Lately. Strangely Lots Of Fun To Be Had In Hell. 5 Stars Out Of 5
POENA(she/her)
T-talk about me?;; Okay… I am Poena, the second-in-command in Hell below Lady Mania. I try and make sure everything is in tracks so She doesn’t have to worry, so Her days are as easy as can be… It’s the job She’s given to me, so I will do it until She tells me She no longer needs me… a day I hope will never come. …Hobbies? I have no time for that- Hell is not a neat and tidy place, not a second goes by where I cannot stop a disaster or fix some situation or prevent Raymond from wreaking havoc or complete a task Lady Mania has assigned to me. Though… on slower days… I suppose it is enjoyable to visit Sonechka’s museum, for the mantids she keeps on display have a beauty which I find comes close to that of Mania’s. On such days, I enjoy too taking naps while the Sun is out, then taking strolls when nightfall comes, simply for the Sun irritates my skin… I am also slightly allergic to garlic, I suppose… ah- I’ve spent far too long talking, what if Lady Mania needs me…!
POULLIER(she/her)
okay~ 
poullier here 
im the resident pretty girlie nd manager/only employee of the mart across from the museum and between the hospital n police station… talk about some neighbors !!! 
not that i hate my life or whatever… if anything its fun out here (im definitely less of a bum now than when i first arrived) feeding the stray cats
by night and whatnot… but fuck sometimes these ppl just rlly know how to get on my nerves yknow… sociopath ray, or creepy perv michi, or beetle weirdo sonechi, or control freak poena, or virgin nerd ren, or BPD slut juno 
LMAO these dorks r so fuck1ng weird n everysingle one of thems got smth wrong in their Tiny Broken Rotten brains 
poena is supposed to keep everyone under control and not only can that b1tch not do her job but also she acts all high n mighty when i call her out. LOL ok die mad b1tch idc idc 
ugh this is so not what i had in mind when i pictured afterlife……ah i was supposed to talk about me wasnt i 
uhhhh ok i like living my best girly life dressiung in pretty clothes and sh1t teehee 
i have a super great s3x life and im so not afraid to say it #sex #suckmydick 
BEAUMONT(he/it)
...?
KOBAYASHI(he/him)
o-okay- okay- look- i think it's very important that i- that i preface this by making it extremely clewr that i am a guy. i am a male. I AM A DUDE WITH A DICK AND BALLS!!!!!!! i- i need you to understand that!!!! okay???!?!?! p-please- ok- i just need people to understand that- p-please don't make fun of me… … I'm… er… I'm named kobayashi and i liike fun things… i… i like things thwt make me calmer like, like being around plants and bugs and in the forest where i live and- stuff- sometimes piotr asks me for my help at the hospital and that's… great, ehehe… piotr is s-so vewry cool isnt he!!!!… i would like him to be nicer though . uh . it's okay. he's a tough little nut to crack and thats okay… we have eternity to spemd togethet after allllll… somedayhe'll… open up…ah dingles i- i talkdd too much about piotr- i-is he gonna see this???? c-can i start over??!?!?!!
PIOTR(he/him)
… I'm Piotr. I… spend most of my time at the local hospital – out of passion, honestly. I am the progeny of Fyodor Ivanov and should've been the heir of the Ivanov fortune but… circumstances got the best of me, thus why I am here. I will not elaborate on whether or not I regret my decision… I enrolled in Moscow’s Institute of Medicine at age 13 and was consistently at the top of my class, with abundant awards, prizes, medals and praise from my professors in all facets of my academic life, be it either in my studies of the human body or other fields in which i excel, such as fencing or horseback riding... I was a gift to all who had me in their life. Surely the overworld misses a presence such as that of Piotr Ivanov’s… Now, to have ended my life early only to descend here and suffer disrespect after disrespect at the hands of the fiends that occupy this realm alongside me… is a punishment the likes of which I wasn't at all warned of by any religious guide I've ever spoken to. I am almost offended- It’s like these people have never even heard the name Ivanov…!
PANOVA(she/it/they)
……
!!!!! myself is PANOVA!!!!! that is the name!!!!! Панова. younger sister of Piotr!!!! Пётр!!!!! Пётр Иванов. 
friend of Beaumont And Michigan and Kobayashi And Sonechka Сонечка And Michigan And Raymond And Nami And Ren And Juno And Wormwood And Ryegrass And Poullier And Poena And Milkweed And Michigan. fan of Food & Mathematics. not a fan of chronic sickness and the frail body in which she is trapped. forever. Panova loves life!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
JUNO(they/them)
Age: 17
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NAMI(she/her)
Age: 17
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REN(he/him)
Age: 17
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RYEGRASS(she/they/he)
Age: 17
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MILKWEED(she/her)
Age: 17
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WORMWOOD(she/her)
Age: 17
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MANIA(she/her)
Age: 17
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