Michigan
- 1 History
- 2 Description
- 3 Temperament
- 4 Health
- 5 References
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| Other names | ♡michi♡ |
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| Origin | Nara |
| Height | Medium |
| Weight | Low |
| Life span | around 16 years |
Michigan is a medium-small human specimen used mainly as a company dog due to his lack of physical strength. As a result of genectic abnormalities, Michigan has a tendency for depression and self-destructive behavior, with cause of death consisting of suicide by hanging. Michigan has an instinctive love of japanese animation and comic book series, and is easy to train to basic obedience standards.
History
Michigan was developed in Japan in the early 21st century, leaving earth in his teenage years from suicide. leading up to his self-extinction, Michigan was subject to high levels of stress, loneliness, heartbreak (mostly associated with female humans) and bullying in his academic environment for a prolongued period of time before having a meltdown, resetting all his electronic devices to factory settings, and hanging himself only to have his soul sent to hell to spend the rest of eternity.
Description
the Michigan is a medium-small teenager with a frail build. Perhaps his most defining physical traits may be the three moles dotted on his face; one on the corner of the mouth and one under each eye, along with the tuft of hair in the middle of his head that stays up no matter what.
Temperament
Likes
the Michigan is known for his preference for a reclusive lifestyle, going out to socialize only when strictly necessary or mandatory, claiming "3d people can't compare to my 2d girls", though he seems to become weak and flustered when in the presence of female humans regardless of their number of dimensions. he spends his free time listening to japanese music sung by robots, sleeping, crying or cutting its arms. His favourite food is said to be fried tofu and he hopes of some day having a cute moe girlfriend to love.
Disikes
famous for its tendency to pessimism, the average Michigan finds it much easier to have more dislikes than likes. For example, a Michigan becomes distressed around people in general (especially when around Raymond), when it's a little too hot outside or when subject to a headache. Showering, brushing its teeth, eating red meat, seeing others experiencing joy or a slow internet connection may also significantly increase the level of stress of the Michigan. He deals very badly with people who disagree with his opinions on topics he's passionate about (i.e which vocaloid/vocaloid producer is the best, what waifu is best, etc) and tends to resort to ad hominem instead of any kind of constructive debate. He claims to not like being told what to do, but can be easily intimidated into obedience.
Health
the Michigan is prone to specific health problems. Notoriously feeble and sedentary, he gets shortness of breath a lot quicker than the average human, posesses a higher chance of breaking bones due to a calcium deficiency, has low stamina from an iron deficiency and a chronic cough from acid reflux. His collection of mental ilnesses also give him a tendency to indulge in hurt.
References
- Smith, John (2015). The Complete Golden Retriever. Dog Publishing. p. 45.
- Jones, Mary (2018). "Genetic Health of Retrievers". Canine Health Journal. 12 (3): 112–125.
- Wilson, David (2020). Dog Breeds of the World. Animal Press. pp. 78–82.